Gracie Allen's Roast Beef Recipe

I'm sending this in the hope you all will know who Gracie Allen was...or to those who may simply appreciate a good recipe...

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Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Roast Beef
1 large Roast of beef
1 small Roast of beef

Take the two roasts and put them in the oven.  When the little one burns, the big one is done.

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"C'est ça le message de toute satire: on peut faire mieux."

          -Gary Trudeau in an interview in "Le Monde," 1 March '02