Wednesday, February 9, 2011

TSA Screening Statistics

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security in the USA.

Terrorist Plots Discovered          0

Transvestites                          133

Hernias                               1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases              3,172

Enlarged Prostates              8,249

Breast Implants                 59,350

Natural Blondes                         3

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